I'M ALIIIIIVE!! Yes, I'm still around, but I have something on my mind. Music elitism.

I HATE IT.

There are people out there (and you probably know many of them) who put down other people's tastes in music, simply for the reason that they don't like it. That's it. No other reason whatsoever.

I cannot stand this, and this must be stopped. In my eyes, I don't believe this is such a thing as "good" music or "bad" music. Music is music... it all depends on your tastes, which can differ.

Take, for example, hip-hop. This is a polarizing genre of music. When I'm not listening to metal, odds are very good I'm listening to hip-hop (Immortal Technique, Mos Def, the N.W.A., Public Enemy, The Beastie Boys, etc). I dislike mainstream hip-hop and rap like Lil' Wayne, 50 Cent and the like, but that's the thing - I'm not going to put it down. These artists have an enormous fan base, but I'm simply not part of it. I respect that.

Hell, I may as well talk about my favorite genre of music: heavy metal. This is another quite polarizing genre. Metal has a huge group of fans called "metalheads." Outside of this cult-like following, metal has no fans. You're either a hardcore, metal-to-the-death fan, or you hate it. There is truly little to no middle ground. Metallers are famous for our own elitism, but that's another story.

All I'm trying to say is, stop putting down people's music choice, and stop judging people for this absurd reason. Please - it'd be better for everybody.

Six months.

Whew! It's been a while since I posted. Jerk Out Month has long since passed. Let's not ever mention that again.

Well, what's happened since my last blog?

I...
-got a girlfriend
-still suck at Guitar Hero
-am still a metalhead
-will be going to Mayhem Fest

Wow. I have no life. That's all I can think of as to what happened since my last blog.

Jerk Out Month: Days 25, 26 and 27

THREE MORE DAYS. THREE MORE MOTHERFUCKING DAYS. Holy crap, I think I'm going to make it. I'm totally busting a nut on Friday. My cum is gonna shoot out like a cannon, I swear to God.

Anyway, we got some snow last night. Not enough for school to be cancelled, but it was there. Walking home was interesting. Because of the rain that we got earlier today, it was slippery as all fuck. Maybe school will be cancelled tomorrow? :D :D :D :D :D

Oh, and a bit of a shout-out to Aaron Callahan (did I spell that right??): Thanks, man. You showed me the godliness of uTorrent. You also mentioned Jerk Out Month in your blog (which, for all readers, is captmusashi.blogspot.com). This is why you are the man.

That is all. My next update will be on Friday. I'll have a big, long update about how the jerking off went.

:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

Jerk Out Month: Days 22, 23 and 24

Three days at once~! I never got around to blogging. Sorry about that people.

My friend Aaron semi-introduced me to the wonders of torrenting. I had used uTorrent in the past, but it's been a while. Aaron showed me the ways once more. I've already downloaded one album (United Abominations by Megadeth). Good times!

In terms of jacking off... it's going badly. I was just reading the Wikipedia article on a song by Ozzy Osbourne called 11 Silvers. The last sentence of the article reads, "The song is one of the few on the album to feature a guitar solo, others being "I Don't Wanna Stop" and "Not Going Away", but features a highly elaborate one nonetheless, containing intense riffing by Zakk Wylde." I read the last part of it as "intense fapping by Zakk Wylde." Zakk Wylde? He's a scary-looking motherfucker. How did I see "riffing" as "fapping?" Argh. Jerking off is always on my mind. I've got SIX DAYS.

I mentioned I downloaded United Abominations. That's a great album. Gears of War is one beast of a song. If you like metal, download/buy/get your hands on this album in some way. It's a fantastic metal album, if I do say so myself. Other recommended metal albums are 10,000 Days by Tool and The Blackening by Machine Head.

That's all I've got now. I'll see you later.

Jerk Out Month: Day 21

I've been sitting here in front of my computer for five minutes wondering what to write. School was entirely uneventful, and I barely did anything today other than listen to music and play my DS.

Even so, THE JERKING THREAT LINGERS. I think my dick is talking to me. It's gotten that bad. Oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy.

I must survive these next nine days~!

Jerk Out Month: Days 19 and 20

It's so close, I can almost taste it. WHEE~!~! I'm starting to somewhat regain sanity. I didn't work out that much yesterday or today. Not as much as I was beginning to. I've got ten days.

In other news, the Patriots JUST BARELY beat the Philadelphia Eagles last night. It was 32-28 or something like that. I really was convinced that New England was going to lose to Philly. I'm shocked the Pats pulled out the win. I tip my hat to AJ Feeley, the Eagles new QB after McNabb's injury. That guy is GOOD.

I also watched the CFL (Canadian Football League) Grey Cup, their championship game. It was the Sasketchewan Roughriders vs. Winnepeg Blue Bombers. Sasketchawen won the game 23-19. Kerry Joseph (Riders QB) actually played in the NFL for the Seattle Seahawks as a safety from 1998-2001. That was a good football game.

So, I'm off. I may have another update later on tonight. Toodles!

Jerk Out Month: Day 18

Same shit is going on. I'm going insane. Oh dear Lord.

Everything you read about in yesterday's update is still true. Wow.