Jerk Out Month: Days 25, 26 and 27

THREE MORE DAYS. THREE MORE MOTHERFUCKING DAYS. Holy crap, I think I'm going to make it. I'm totally busting a nut on Friday. My cum is gonna shoot out like a cannon, I swear to God.

Anyway, we got some snow last night. Not enough for school to be cancelled, but it was there. Walking home was interesting. Because of the rain that we got earlier today, it was slippery as all fuck. Maybe school will be cancelled tomorrow? :D :D :D :D :D

Oh, and a bit of a shout-out to Aaron Callahan (did I spell that right??): Thanks, man. You showed me the godliness of uTorrent. You also mentioned Jerk Out Month in your blog (which, for all readers, is captmusashi.blogspot.com). This is why you are the man.

That is all. My next update will be on Friday. I'll have a big, long update about how the jerking off went.

:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

Jerk Out Month: Days 22, 23 and 24

Three days at once~! I never got around to blogging. Sorry about that people.

My friend Aaron semi-introduced me to the wonders of torrenting. I had used uTorrent in the past, but it's been a while. Aaron showed me the ways once more. I've already downloaded one album (United Abominations by Megadeth). Good times!

In terms of jacking off... it's going badly. I was just reading the Wikipedia article on a song by Ozzy Osbourne called 11 Silvers. The last sentence of the article reads, "The song is one of the few on the album to feature a guitar solo, others being "I Don't Wanna Stop" and "Not Going Away", but features a highly elaborate one nonetheless, containing intense riffing by Zakk Wylde." I read the last part of it as "intense fapping by Zakk Wylde." Zakk Wylde? He's a scary-looking motherfucker. How did I see "riffing" as "fapping?" Argh. Jerking off is always on my mind. I've got SIX DAYS.

I mentioned I downloaded United Abominations. That's a great album. Gears of War is one beast of a song. If you like metal, download/buy/get your hands on this album in some way. It's a fantastic metal album, if I do say so myself. Other recommended metal albums are 10,000 Days by Tool and The Blackening by Machine Head.

That's all I've got now. I'll see you later.

Jerk Out Month: Day 21

I've been sitting here in front of my computer for five minutes wondering what to write. School was entirely uneventful, and I barely did anything today other than listen to music and play my DS.

Even so, THE JERKING THREAT LINGERS. I think my dick is talking to me. It's gotten that bad. Oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy.

I must survive these next nine days~!

Jerk Out Month: Days 19 and 20

It's so close, I can almost taste it. WHEE~!~! I'm starting to somewhat regain sanity. I didn't work out that much yesterday or today. Not as much as I was beginning to. I've got ten days.

In other news, the Patriots JUST BARELY beat the Philadelphia Eagles last night. It was 32-28 or something like that. I really was convinced that New England was going to lose to Philly. I'm shocked the Pats pulled out the win. I tip my hat to AJ Feeley, the Eagles new QB after McNabb's injury. That guy is GOOD.

I also watched the CFL (Canadian Football League) Grey Cup, their championship game. It was the Sasketchewan Roughriders vs. Winnepeg Blue Bombers. Sasketchawen won the game 23-19. Kerry Joseph (Riders QB) actually played in the NFL for the Seattle Seahawks as a safety from 1998-2001. That was a good football game.

So, I'm off. I may have another update later on tonight. Toodles!

Jerk Out Month: Day 18

Same shit is going on. I'm going insane. Oh dear Lord.

Everything you read about in yesterday's update is still true. Wow.

Jerk Out Month: Days 16 and 17

I was too busy digesting Thanksgiving food yesterday to blog. Yesterday and today were suddenly very hard.

I think I'm going insane. I started working out a lot more, which I NEVER do, to fill up the time I used to spend masturbating. I practice guitar a lot more than I ever used to. There was one incident today where I was trying to practice, and no sound was coming out. After trying to think of every possibly instance why my guitar was virtually silent, I discovered my amp was off.

...

I'm entirely losing my mind. Not masturbating for a long time fucks with your head. Really. I recently started talking to myself. That's not fucking COOL!

I'm attempting to learn "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" by Green Day, and failing. Ass. I probably shouldn't tell my friends I listen to Green Day. I have a feeling these people don't really them a lot. I know a lot of metal heads that listen to DevilDriver, Lamb of God, Misery Signals and really, really heavy stuff. Sure, I listen to Anthrax/Megadeth/Slayer/Metallica/Slipknot/etc., but that's not quite the same.

Oh boy. Things are about to get very interesting these few days.

MUST... NOT... FAP...

...I'll end this with a quote: "Die, verb. To stop sinning suddenly."

Happy Turkey Day!

That is all! Pig out to your heart's content! :D :D :D :D

Jerk Out Month: Day 15

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK~!

I just gave into temptations and I used my second strike. God damn it. I was halfway done, too! It's day 15! I'm gonna have to REALLY concentrate for the next fifteen days to make sure I don't beat off again.

In other news, I finished watching Some Kind of Monster. It's a good insight into the lives of the four members of Metallica. They even know Rob Trujillo getting hired. It's a pretty good movie. I would recommend it. :)

Jerk Out Month: Day 14 and thoughts on Some Kind of Monster

So you didn't see an update when I came home from school yesterday. I'm still riding pretty smooth. It's been really easy so far.

I fucking SUCK at dodgeball. Terribly. We played the game in Project Adventure today, taking a break from climbing. Yeah. I suck.

My friends at school have given me no motivation whatsoever. This guy named Tim LeBlanc said that I would "crack by day 20." Fuck you, Tim. I'm trying not to ejaculate for a month, and I have to deal with your shit? God damn it.

ARGH.

*calms down* So... in other news...

...I rented Some Kind of Monster from the library, a documentary about Metallica and the filming of St. Anger. It's a pretty good film. Kirk Hammett is a surfer. ROFL to that. Lars Ulrich drinks too much soda. Like, every time we see him on camera, he's got a can of Pepsi or something in his hand. They talked to Jason Newsted (former bassist) and even David Mustaine (former lead guitarist)~!~!

For those who don't know, Mustaine was fired from Metallica for being an alcoholic. Yeah, a guy got kicked out of a metal band for drinking too much. HA!

Oh, and on a random thought, James Hetfield had a brain fart and he wrote "Metlicca" on what I believe was a guitar case rather than "Metallica." Nice one, Hetfield.

Jerk Out Month: Days 12 and 13

Yesterday was the easiest day ever. All I did was do the homework I had put off for the weekend, listen to music and sleep. :D

I'm going to start today's update so I don't forget to do it later on today. You'll see an update later on when I get home from school.

Jerk Out Month: Days 10 and 11

Last night, I taped a football game at my high school because the TV Production teacher asked me to. It was pretty cold out there. Not as cold as it can get around here, but chilly enough. I was frozen and tired when I came home, so blogging was far from my mind.

Anyway, taping the football game went smoothly enough. It was pretty easy. It was the powderpuff game, actually. The girls play football and the boys are cheerleaders. I was way too tired and cold to whack off, too. I went right to bed relatively soon after coming home.

Today... right now, I'm home alone. My parents went out shopping. It's not quite 10:00 in the morning yet, so it's a little early to beat off, IMO. If they're gone until, like, noon or later... then temptations might kick in. Uh-oh.

Jerk Out Month: Day 9

Oh boy. I was wrong. So far, today was HARD. Everywhere I looked at school... all the girls looked just a little bit hotter than normal. Damn it. It's like they're TRYING to make me crack. That sucks.

Video games have helped as a distraction. Today... so far, so not so good. I'm under serious temptations as I type this. ARGH.

Jerk Out Month: Day 8

So far, so good. I don't even care about whacking off anymore, it seems. Smooth ride so far. I've kept myself busy with video games, school and music.

YAY!

RIP Eddie Guerrero

Man, I didn't really want to blog about this. I figured I should, though. Two years ago, one of my favorite professional wrestlers (and likely one of many other people's favorites, as well) died of heart failure. Eddie Guerrero was... a brilliant wrestler. His talent was unmatched. He was incredibly good, and charismatic as well. He could connect with fans with his "Lie, Cheat, Steal" character. He was always finding new ways to cheat his way into winning matches... and fans loved it! They ate it right up. I did, too. I really appreciated Eddie Guerrero's talent and humorous character. I think most wrestling fans would echo my sentiments when I say I miss Eddie Guerrero in the ring.

RIP Eddie Guerrero

:(

Jerk Out Month: Days 6 and 7

I kinda had a brain fart last night, and I forgot to do yesterday's update. Yeah. Yesterday went smoothly. I had no school, due to Veteran's Day. That was sweet. I just played video games all day. YEAH~!

Today seems to be going just as well. I'll have an update later on tonight. See ya then.

Jerk Out Month: Day 5

Pretty easy day. It was Sunday, meaning FOOTBALL~! The Patriots weren't playing due to a bye week, but that's alright. I kept myself occupied all day by watching NFL games. I am actually watching Sunday Night Football as I'm typing this. Indianapolis Colts vs. San Diego Chargers. Chargers QB Phillip Rivers just fumbled the ball on the one yard line which was picked up by Indy for a touchdown. However, they just failed on a two-point conversion. Sweet. I'm totally rooting for San Diego here. I'm from Boston, so I want the Patriots to be the only powerhouse team in the NFL (naturally).

But, other than football, I did basically nothing today. Surfed the net, talked to friends online/phone, and that's it. I love having professional sports around as a distraction. Ah yes. Regardless, I have to take this three strikes Jerk Out Month one day at a time.

One strike... one strike...

Jerk Out Month: Day 4

It's 6:35 PM or so in on Day 4 of Jerk Out Month (with three strikes). I'm sitting on my couch on a laptop typing this, watching Meatballs. I just used my first strike about half an hour ago. It was too much to resist...

I'm gonna go watch some CHIKARA. This'll get updated later tonight.

EDIT: I've done nothing since the initial update except watch wrestling (CHIKARA and Ring of Honor), listen to music on my iPod and play Super Smash Brothers: Melee/Arena Football: Road to Glory. Productive Saturday! Yay!

And I haven't masturbated again!

Jerk Out Month: Day 3

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Quizzy-quiz

Rapid update after the rant, this one a bit lighter. It's a survey/quiz from a friend of mine's blog (theblogshack.blogspot.com). Check it out.

1. What is your name or nickname? Chris is my real name. I don't really have a nickname.
2. What general area of our planet do you live on? Massachusetts, United States.
3. What are your main interests in life? Sports, professional wrestling, family, friends and VIDEO GAMES~!
4. What is/are your phobia(s)? I'm acrophobic, AKA afraid of heighs.
5. Are you involved with someone now? If so, describe them briefly. Nope. I wish.
6. Do you enjoy watching TV? If so, list your top five shows. House, The Office, Whose Line, Bones, Lost
7. What are your top five favorite movies? I'm not really a big movie watcher, but if I HAD to rank 5? The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Shaun of the Dead, Saw I (never seen II, III or IV), Some Kind of Monster, and The Lion King. Yes. The Lion King. :D
8. Do you have a favorite band/artist? If so, who? Metallica, probably.
9. Whether or not they pertain to question 8, list your top five favorite songs. (Ten if you can't narrow it down)
5) Coming Undone ~ Korn
4) ...To Be Loved ~ Papa Roach
3) Walk ~ Pantera
2) For Whom The Bell Tolls ~ Metallica
1) One ~ Metallica
10. What is your favorite room decoration? My Ring of Honor poster.
11. Do you play video games? If so, list your top five favorites. Zelda (whole series), CastleVania (most of the series), Pokemon (entire series), Super Smash Brothers: Melee and Sonic Adventure Two: Battle
12. Do you have a favorite celebrity? List them and/or your most hated celebrity. I don't care about celebrities.
13. If you had one wish...? For all people to be created and treated equal. Fuck racism.
14. How about two more? I hate to use a cliche. But... world peace (if you wouldn't wish for that today, gtfo) and a sizeable fortune upon which to live my life. I think my friend's original answer wins.
15. Your favorite quote? "Don't kinda-sorta-maybe live, live like you're going all out, like you're not afraid." I thank my good friend Zac Broughton for that one.

That is all.

Rant

*BRIEF WARNING* This update contains a lot of swearing. If that kinda stuff offends you, don't read this blog entry. Thanks.






















I'm going to have another blog update later this evening about my Jerk Out Month experience for the day, but right now, I have a few things on my mind I need to get the fuck rid of.

*Weird teenager expressions. What the fuck is "don't come at me" or "you heard?" or "ballin' " or whatever the fuck teenagers (yes, I realize I am one) say these days. God damn, people. Can't you have the decency to at least ATTEMPT to speak proper English??

In the same vein...

*Incorrect typing. This aggravates me to no end. I like to talk to people online that at the very least use correct grammar, spelling and the like. Yeah, I will use LOL and LMAO and other abbreviations but that's kinda rare. I don't expect punctuation and anal/perfectionist/obsessive things like that, but come on, just SPELL shit right. On the other hand, I will make exceptions for people that I've known for a long time and I know this is customary. Then again, that's half my AIM buddy list. Crap. However, if you do use correct spelling/grammar/etc., then keep it up. Thanks.

*People who leave the water running when brushing their teeth. This one I can explain. My elementary school (Saltonstall) used to cover the water cycle a LOT. Like, every fucking year in Science. The idea of water conservation has been completely beaten into my head, so I try to save water whenever possible.

*Obnoxious jocks. I know way too many of these. The high school athletes who think they're King Shit and actually believe they're "destined" to make it to the highest professional level of the sport they play. I bet a couple of them will, but VERY few. The football players who think they'll make it to the NFL... please, just think realistically. Your chances of making to the top pro level are very, very fucking slim. You have a MUCH better chance of making it to the AFL or CFL. I won't hate you if you believe you could make it to one of those leagues. You probably have a decent shot if you're good enough.

Whew. I think I'm done.

Jerk Out Month: Day 2

Today was day two. School was... interesting. I saw this girl I really dig in Project Adventure (gym, pretty much climbing things and obstacle courses and stuff like that, for the uninformed) today. She's a freshman, but she's CUTE. I'm trying to muster up the internal fortitude to talk to this chick, and yet at the same time, retain the will-power to not masturbate for thirty days.

Jesus.

Gotta take this one day at a time.

Jerk Out Month: Day 1

Here we go. Today is/was day one of a project I am undergoing called Jerk Out Month. Inspired by jerkoutmonth.blogspot.com, I am going to try to go a month without masturbating. I'm not going to start off small, I'm going the full monty on my first attempt: a month.

This is going to make surfing the net at night VERY interesting...

NLL season back on

I lied. The NLL and the union DO have some professionalism. They agreed on a CBA. The 2008 NLL season is back on.

However, the Boston Blazers will not play the 2008 season. They probably want to get all their shit in order. But regardless, the NLL season is back. YES~!

RED SOX WIN THE WORLD SERIES!!!

THE BOSTON RED SOX ARE YOUR 2007 WORLD~! SERIES~! CHAMPIONS~!

Too bad they kinda had to buy the pennant, with their insanely high payroll. The Colorado Rockies franchise were a dream team, making the absolutely best of what they had.

Mike Lowell was the World Series MVP. Sweet. That's something I totally never expected.

Wow. Red Sox won the fucking World Series. Congratulations Colorado for making it this far. Every team in MLB wants to just GET to the World Series, never mind win it. The Red Sox just took it one step further.

You have to wonder how much the eight days of rest from the NLCS to the WS took a toll on the Rockies. Practicing in the snow cannot have helped, either.

But I digress. RED SOX WIN IT ALL!! GO SOX!!

~Pyroflame/Chris

RED SOX ARE IN THE WORLD SERIES!!!!!!

YESSSSS!!! Talk about snatching victory from the jaws of defeat, and not the other way around! Again! 2004, anyway?

Yeah, I'm from Boston, so this is EXCELLENT news. WOOHOO!!!

Josh Beckett is the American League Championship Series MVP! Even better news!

Although, I must say this. Hats off to the Cleveland Indians. You guys had the Sox down 3-1. You put up one hell of a fight and were NOT going to give up this series without a fight. I look forward to many post seasons of play against the Tribe. Good luck, and good job Cleveland! There's always next year (as Red Sox fans are so accustomed to saying)! :P

GO SOX!!

NLL season cancelled

Since I mentioned lacrosse in the first post, I might as well bring this up.

The National Lacrosse League (indoor league) 2008 season was cancelled. The labor union and the league couldn't agree on a new CBA (collective bargaining agreement; salaries, basically) so the season is done before it started.

That fucking pissed me off.

The league and the union couldn't muster up more professionalism than six-year-olds in a sandbox and agree on a deal. For a league as small and obscure as the NLL, you wouldn't think that agreeing on a new CBA couldn't have been that difficult. The players don't make that much money, either. I cannot see, for the life of me, why this was so challenging.

Seems that we'll have to wait until the summer for the MLL (Major League Lacrosse, an outdoor league) season to begin for professional lacrosse.

That sucks.

~Chris/Pyroflame

Project Pyro, eh?

Yeah, that's my blog. I'm not some kind of a fucked up pyromaniac. I've been known online by my friends and foes as Pyroflame since... a long time ago. My real name is Chris, and I'm a sophomore in high school. That's all that needs to be known about me. What will this blog be about? You tell me. It's a smorgasbord of different topics. I might talk about professional wrestling (yeah, I'm a wrestling fan), the sports I watch (like football, baseball, hockey and lacrosse), movies, books, TV shows, etc. This is the end of the first post, and I'll be back shortly.

~Chris/Pyroflame