Friday, November 23, 2007

Jerk Out Month: Days 16 and 17

I was too busy digesting Thanksgiving food yesterday to blog. Yesterday and today were suddenly very hard.

I think I'm going insane. I started working out a lot more, which I NEVER do, to fill up the time I used to spend masturbating. I practice guitar a lot more than I ever used to. There was one incident today where I was trying to practice, and no sound was coming out. After trying to think of every possibly instance why my guitar was virtually silent, I discovered my amp was off.

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I'm entirely losing my mind. Not masturbating for a long time fucks with your head. Really. I recently started talking to myself. That's not fucking COOL!

I'm attempting to learn "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" by Green Day, and failing. Ass. I probably shouldn't tell my friends I listen to Green Day. I have a feeling these people don't really them a lot. I know a lot of metal heads that listen to DevilDriver, Lamb of God, Misery Signals and really, really heavy stuff. Sure, I listen to Anthrax/Megadeth/Slayer/Metallica/Slipknot/etc., but that's not quite the same.

Oh boy. Things are about to get very interesting these few days.

MUST... NOT... FAP...

...I'll end this with a quote: "Die, verb. To stop sinning suddenly."

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